bio: Zach is a cave-dwelling mutant who rose from the dead. Prior to founding
indiradio, he posted hundreds of forum topics to the Gentoo Linux forums. He is
currently working towards his Bachelors of Wizardry in Perl. His specialties
include the LAMP stack, consuming caffeine, and turning large sets of
real-world objects into data structures. He once wrote an AI in Perl, but it
committed suicide after gaining self-awareness. He serves as the fix-it guy,
frontline justice practitioner, and web developer extraordinaire for indiradio,
and would rather handle support requests than sleep.